The following poems and jokes were provided by members of the Bee-L discussion group and by several children. Please send us your favorites so that we can post them for others to enjoy.

I eat my peas with honey.		There was a man who loved bees.
I've done it all my life.		He always was their friend.
It makes the peas taste funny.		He used to sit upon their hive.
But it keeps them on the knife!		But they stung him, in the end.
- Bennett		- Provided by Nick Wallingford, NZ

Jokes

Sign Found Inside a Beehive:
How does the queen communicate with her workers?
Where do baby bees sleep?
How do bees make money?
Why couldn't I find my bees this morning?
A bee's favorite school activity?
What goes ZZZZZZZUB, ZZZZZZUB?
Why do bees hum?
Where did Noah keep his bees?
How does the queen fix her hair?
Why did the bees fly with their legs crossed?
What did the bee ask the flower?
What did the queen and drone do before they left the hive?
Why did the bee go to the Doctor?
Grade given the workers on their pollination project.
What did the flower say to the bee?
What is a bee's favorite automotive race?
Favorite saying of teenage bees.
Complaint most often heard in the hive?